Snow, Glass, Apples by Neil Gaiman
Read: September 11, 2023
My rating: 4 of 5 stars ⭐
Please note: I do not support Neil Gaiman and have conciously decided to cease reading his books since the sexual assault allegations against him came out in the summer of 2024. Unfortunately, in 2023, I tried to read everything he'd ever published. The world is full of nothing if not ironies. I now know better than to commit myself to reading the complete works of anyone who isn't dead.
And no, the humor of me reading it on Sep. 11 two mere seasons before his cancellation is not lost on me.
When Life Gives You Vampires by Gloria Duke
Slaying It #1
Read: September 13, 2023
My rating: 1 of 5 stars ⭐
I read this entirely due to a vampire bookclub livestream hosted by the YouTuber Maven of the Eventide and proceeded to hate it. I didn't leave a review at the time, which is a same, since my original thoughts have naturally disolved with the tide of time. I don't remember much about it (which is likely a show of it's uality in and of itself, since I'm usually very good at remembering my different books no matter how long it has been) but I remember being utterly unimpressed with the fat representation within the book, which is clearly meant to be the main draw of the novel. Shame.
Naturally, I did not continue in the series.
Carmilla by J. Sheridan Le Fanu
Read: January 4, 2024
My rating: 5 of 5 stars ⭐
Shorter than you'd think it would be! I intend to re-read this one whenever I get around to reading The Gilda Stories, since I have a bindup of Carmilla with the short story Carmille.
The Vampyre by John William Polidori
Read: January 22, 2024
Re-read: February 10, 2026
My rating: 3 of 5 stars ⭐
Review from Second Read: Could have used a few more drafts, but alas.
Initally read to pair with Carmilla, and later re-read as part of a college course I took on the evolution of literary monsters. I also read Dracula for this class, see below.
The Black Vampyre: A Legend of St. Domingo by Uriah Derick d'Arcy
Read: January 22, 2024
My rating: 5 of 5 stars ⭐
Review: Why do we keep writing jokes when the peak of comedy was already hit 200 years ago
Was read to be paired with The Vampyre. Short, sweet, and really funny. Meant as a humorous spin on Polidori's novel, following an enslaved Hatian vampire. Highly recommend.
Dracula's Guest by Bram Stoker
Read: January 21, 2024
My rating: 4 of 5 stars ⭐
Review: I love when weird shit happens. Especially when it involves lightning.
Scrapped scene placed near the opening of Dracula. That I read it so long before I actually read the novel it originates from is a mix of me being on a short vampire kick, pairing it with the previous few books, and from the copy of Dracula I own being one of the daunting special editons from Barnes & Noble. I still have not touched that special edition, despite having read the book now.
Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice
The Vampire Chronicles, #1
Read: January 27, 2024
My rating: 5 of 5 stars ⭐
The Vampire Chronicles! I am slowly making my way through the series (by which I mean, I've been reading one book a year.) At the time of writing this, I am in the midst of reading the third book (The Queen Of The Damned). She'll be getting her own review post under the Vampire tag, once I have finished reading it.
These books are really important to me. By which I mean, the physical books I'm reading from. When I turned about fourteen, my mother gave me her personal copies of TVC books, all mass market paperbacks from the 80s. Naturally, they are very dear to me.
"[...] And you'll see the moon the same way, and the same flicker of a candle. And with that same sensibility that you cherish you will see death in all its beauty, life as it is only known on the very point of death. Don't you understand that, Louis? You alone of all creatures can see death that way with impunity. You... alone... under the rising moon... can strike like the hand of God!"
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Prom Nights from Hell
Contributing Authors: Meg Cabot, Lauren Myracle, Kim Harrison, Michele Jaffe and Stephenie Meyer
Read: February 19, 2024
My rating: 2.5 of 5 stars ⭐
More details to follow.
A short story collection based around supernatural happenings infesting school proms, though I'm sure that was gleamed from the title. I picked it up because it has a contribution from Stephenie Meyer, the author of Twilight. (More on that later.)
- The Exterminator's Daughter by Meg Cabot: ⭐⭐
- The Corsage by Lauren Myracle: ⭐ ("I would give it 0, if possible")
- Madison Avery and the Dim Reaper by Kim Harrison: ⭐⭐⭐
- Kiss and Tell by Michele Jaffe: ⭐⭐.5
- Hell on Earth by Stephenie Meyer: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Average rating: 2.5 ⭐
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Stephenie Meyer
The Twilight Saga, #3.5
Read: October 16, 2024
My rating: 2 of 5 stars ⭐
While writing this, I am pursuing my very first re-read of the entire Twilight Saga! However, I don't think I will be covering this book in it, due to how recently I read it for the first time. Oh well. I remember being rather disappointed with this one, even to the point of being rather bored. I don't believe any of the other books have ever bored me, since I'm actually a really big fan of the slow, everyday pace posessed by the Twilight Saga, but I really just couldn't stand Bree Tanner as a perspective character. I missed Bella!
Also, as I am starting my Twilight Saga re-read while reading The Queen Of The Damned, I would be remiss to neglect mentioning my suspicion that the QOTD chapter "The Short Happy Life of Baby Jenks and the Fang Gang" directly inspired this novella. and, of course, my Nico's suspicon that very same chapter named the Twilight antagonist Laurent.
Interview with the Vampire: Claudia's Story by Ashley Marie Witter
Adapted from the Earlier Mentioned Novel by Anne Rice
Read: May 18, 2025
My rating: 5 of 5 stars ⭐
My personal favorite adaptation of the character Claudia, followed closely by the 1994 film Claudia. Which is to say nothing of my feelings for the Claudia presented in the AMC television series! I really like what I've seen of the show so far (season one), but in my mind it's a beast onto itself, whereas the novel, film, and this comic are all clustered together.
Vampires Never Get Old: Tales with Fresh Bite
Contributing Authors: Zoraida Córdova, Natalie C. Parker, Samira Ahmed, Dhonielle Clayton, Tessa Gratton, Heidi Heilig, Mark Oshiro, Julie Murphy, Rebecca Roanhorse, Laura Ruby, V.E. Schwab and Kayla Whaley
Untold Legends, #1
Read: September 21, 2025
My rating: 2.8 of 5 stars ⭐
- Seven Nights for Dying by: Tessa Gratton - ⭐
- The Boys from Blood River by: Rebecca Roanhorse - DNF
- Senior Year Sucks by: Julie Murphy - ⭐.5
- The Boy and the Bell by: Heidi Heilig - ⭐⭐⭐
- A Guidebook For The Newly Sired Desi Vampire by: Samira Ahmed - ⭐.5
- In Kind by: Kayla Whaley - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Vampires Never Say Die by: Zovaida Córdova & Natalie C. Parker - ⭐.5
- Bestiary by: Laura Ruby - ⭐⭐⭐⭐.5
- Mirrors, Windows & Selfies by: Mark Oshiro - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The House of Black Sapphires by: Dhonielle Clayton - DNF
- First Kill by: V.E. Schwab - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Average Rating: 2.8 ⭐
Review: Seven Nights for Dying ended with a lackluster twist and featured too much grooming for a casual taste. The Boys from Blood River featured impressively poor writing, rivaling the bafflingly rushed nature of Senior Year Sucks. The Boy and the Bell had an interesting premise, but was bogged down by the choice to dedicate half of the page time to the main character being repeatedly misgendered. A Guidebook For The Newly Sired Desi Vampire tried and failed to make up for its utter lack of substance with half-hearted pop culture references and emoji use. In Kind was beautifully written and told a very rare story about a disabled person who is able to retain their disability after being granted immortality, as well as being able to reclaim stolen agency in the process. Vampires Never Say Die continues the theme of vampire grooming from the first story (yes, even in a platonic sense) and features an amazingly clueless main character in Theolinda. Bestiary was a definite high point in the book, including a futuristic sci-fi setting over the typical urban fantasy claimed by the other stories within and a unique set of vampire powers. Mirrors, Windows & Selfies was an excellently done parody on Tumblr and the sorts of teenagers who typically flock to it (this coming from someone who has been using Tumblr since the age of 14). The House of Black Sapphires manages to come off as a sort of racist caricature, and is best noted for its mention of Charleston, South Carolina. Finally, First Kill reinvents the basic premise from the third story in this collection in an exciting new way, featuring far more depth and build-up, in addition to building out its lore for hunters and vampires in a seamless way.
The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice
The Vampire Chronicles, #2
Read: September 26, 2025
My rating: 4 of 5 stars ⭐
Not my favorite book in the series; I found this book to drag a lot, which is odd since I didn't get the same feeling from IWTV or QOTD. Though, that could be my utter distaste for most of the characters populating Lestat's childhood, and my disinterest in his rockstar life. I might just be disinterested in Lestat, actually. I truly hope not, due to the fact he has functionally taken the series hostage, along with late Anne's affections.
I originally attempted to read this one soon after I finished IWTV, only to crash into an immediate wall with it and put it on pause for over a year. My read of it took about two months, in comparison to IWTV's few weeks, and was finally snuffed out by me resorting to the audiobook. Oh well.
Dracula by Bram Stoker
Read: March 20, 2026
Finally, the moment we all waited for. I read Dracula for my monster class. Following far too much build up. I didn't review it, but I really liked it. It has a lot of lines that surprised me with their eroticism, despite my knowledge that the modern, sexy vampire can be attributed to Stoker's novel. During my class, I got a video call lecture from Dacre Stoker, his decendant, which was really neat.
I do intend to continue on with different books by Stoker, specifically a wyrm(?) one my professor kept raving about. But that's all non-vampire business for another day.
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Review: A Discovery of Witches
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